cucumber's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- celebrate good times come on ken commented earlier in my guestbook that i've been sassier lately, and my posts had been more full of life. well, something to that extent anyway. they are! i'm sad to say it, amidst all the tumultous times we're going through, but i feel a-okay. i'm a little nervous about the whole "working" thing, but other than that, things are good. it's almost my birthday, i got a new toy, pretty clothes, good times with rezo--almost one year!, all that shizzat. so, yeah. times are good. and that brings the suspected poly/diaryland crossover up to: kaz, amy, brendan, lisa, kat, nikki, naomi, sarah, kate, archana, and i've heard possible reports that vic and shannon may number among us too. weird shit! we're taking over. if only we could get evan and tracey. and of course, sam. ;) that'd be the weirdest fucking shit, him on diaryland. ah well. i think i'm going to go to bed soon, it's like almost 4. shit. oh yeah, and virginia got me a ticket to commencement, so i'm going for sure. also, i'm meeting up with karina tomorrow night or thursday. it'll be cool. all the mdhs people. wow, old times! also, i took some thespark.com tests: 03:42 - 24 October 2001 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LEX-Y-Z alright, time for another forward kiddies. lisa sent it to me, lisa always sends them to me. 1. What time is it? 1: 49 am 2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Alxies Elzibath Jesus Lord Saviour Dicks (sorry, I googolized it a bit there, you know.) 3. Nickname: Lex, Lexy, Lexi, Lexxie, Lexis, Alex (only my Dad, and it's pronounced Uh-lecks, not Al-icks) 4. Parents' names: Dave Dicks and Pat Currie, Stepparents Dave T. and Patti M . (haha my Mom and Dad are Dave-n-Pat loving freaks!) 5. Numbers of candles on your last birthday cake? 18 6. Date that you regularly blow them out? November 14th 7. Pets: (three cats) Stinky, Yuko, and Hiro. 8. Height: 6 feet tall 9. Eye colour: greenish brown 10. Hair colour: dirty blonde naturally, but i change it all the time. red right now. but ooh baby, i'm a dirty blonde on the inside. 11. Piercing: my right nipple, both ears since age 3 (only the ears.. the nipple i got in may 2001!) 12. Tattoos: none, but if I had one, it'd be a blue circle outlined with a thick black line, possibly on my outer left ankle. 14. Birthplace: Hey there was no 13! What the fuck? I was born in North York. 15. Current residence: I live in North York now, though I have lived in Markham, Scarborough, and Bobcaygeon in between. 16. Been in Love: Yes, and it was great. I'm currently in the midst of a love affair wiuth myself, and it is excellent. 17. Been to Europe: I've been to England, and that's the only place I need to go. And NEWYORK99. 18. Been toilet papering? no, i am not a redneck (that was such an excellent answer, I had to leave what Lisa wrote.) 19. Been toilet papered? No, my enemies just send me strange emails to bug me. 20. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Sure, it's a good thing sometimes. Crying always makes me feel so disgusted with whatever had made me sad, that afterwards I have no problem getting rid with it. 21. Been in a car crash? I don't drive. 22. Croutons or bacon bits? Eww, neither. 23. Doors on car: On my car? Or my favourite car? I don't give a shit. Let's say 3, man, because my Mom had a 3 door camper van and it was the greatest thing. Ever! 24. Coffee or ice cream? I don't like coffee much, unless I'm hung over from the night before! 25. Blanket or stuffed animal? Oh man, I need to be covered, give me a blanket. 26. Dumper or dumpee? Yeah, dumper, biatch. Like, fuck that 'not dumping a person because you feel sorry for them' shit, right Karina? 27. Favourite Salad dressing? Oh shit, I don't know. I had something good the other day. Blue Cheese? 28. Colour of socks? Mine are all black. Blaack gooothic sooockks. Okay, not really. I have leopard print ones. 29. Lucky number? 14.. I bet everyone puts their birth number here. But 14 and I have a special affinity. 30. Place to be kissed? My neck, it makes my legs shake and almost guarantees a blowjob, haha. 31. Favorite Movie? Requiem for a Dream. Frightening, scary, but with pretty enough people that it's just that bit unrealistic and entertaining. And the music is in my head just thinking about it. 32. Least Favourite People: Lame Pathetic Stalkers Who Read My Website just because they're so insecure and jealous of me that they have to know everything about me. 33. Sport to watch: watching others have sex? okay, um, hockey. yeah! eh? 34. Fast food restaurant: mc donald's french fries & subway's veggie subs. 35. When was your last hospital visit? when my little brother was born. 1997. 36. Favourite drink? coca-cola, i must admit defeat. they own my caffeine-drenched soul. 37. What colour is your bedroom carpet: it's wood in here 38. How many times did you fail your drivers test? i never even bothered. why drive when i live in a land of glorious public transportation? 39. How many kids do you want to have? one or two, i like kids but not much. the problem is, i have a very generous, nurturing nature (i know how lame that sounds, but it's true man, i love everyone!) so i know i'll need a kid to spend it on once my brothers and sister aren't kids anymore. :( 40. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? hopefully married to a suave motherfucker, having friends over for dinners, swilling back martinis and discussing freud. you know, the usual. 41. Who is the last person you got an e-mail from? twiggle! she emailed me to ask something about php. 42. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? no, i'm a good girl and they never search me. 43. Which store would you choose to max your credit on? a computer store, because with computer stuff i'm happy, and i can download all the cds i want. music and computers a happy lex make. 44. What do you do when you are bored? design weird templates under the influence of narcotics. 45. What words or phrases do you overuse? rough, dude, like, eh?, heh, so yeah, me me me. 46. A friend who lives farthest away? sam, he's closer though than many who aren't far. i feel a strange kinship in violet too. 47. Most annoying thing? virgins. definitely virgins. then niners. 48. The most fun: xenia and me smoking up in my room. rezo and me smoking up in my room. me smoking up.. in my room. i love smoking up in my room! 50. Who will respond the fastest? what, on icq? i dunno.. brad? no, karina. yeah, karina's great like that. 51. Who is least likely to respond at all? well matt particularly sucks at it, so does kate, but when kate does respond she does so in such a spectacular way. kate kicks ass. oh wow, it's done. that was short. sarah's messaging me now, i'll go talk to her! 02:21 - 24 October 2001 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bithc so, another fine day. almost as soon as i woke up (2 pm, suckers!) dude called me up and she came over. we didn't get to have much of a visit, because then my grandma picked me up and toook me to the Scarborough Town Centre (which i haven't been in since 1997!) where we bought me pretty clothes. I got a $100 blazer/jacket, two turtle necks, an ankle length skirt, shoes, and pantyhose. (ooh - while i remember - xenia! walmart has fishnets for $4!) so, i'm looking sharp. i had to buy these things because yesterday the lady at the temp agency told me i have to 'wear a suit' to my interviews and possibly even at the place(s) where i'll be working. so, yeah. i look hot. when i got home i had the most ridiculous email i've ever read. i've never seen someone rape the english language so badly! From: "leslie usin" i can't think of a biger bicht and whore than you lex you know fter i read this olivia day diary i just ask my self " what kind of person are you" i can't believe you bithc, this boo guy he is in love with this olivia and you were just a fantasy. like you said sh ewas 4'3 and 18 virgin and he left you, a repeat he let you , the 7 hours of amaising sex and chest naked, your cigarets and hypocrazy for her 'cause she is a lot more important to him and he LOVES HER NOT YOU . YOU ARE JUST A WHORE THAY HE NEEDED ON A BAT TIME, A HOBBIE THAYT HE JUST GOT TIRE. And he wants her love back for ever, not you, so stop haressing her with your stupid diary and let them be happy because you a whore could never be. sincerily GOD HAHAHAHAAHAHA. i repeat, HAHAHAAHAHA. god emailed me, and called me a whore! you'd think since god invented english (and everything else in this wonderful world) he'd probably learn to spell. but, i guess god has better things to do, like harass 'whores' and 'bithces.' you heard me. bithc. man, i love being smart, cool, and sexy. it comes in handy. so, i could reply privately but where's the fun in that? i'm all about the exhibitionism, and you, my dear readers, deserve to know! besides, god is obviously reading this site, along with her sidekick olivia!!!so you know. hi leslie, long time no see. still a check out girl? good life there my dear, way to go.leslie, you see, is my old dear friend. sorta. she used to work with me at highland farms, and she's this strange little mexican girl who had no friends. olivia's her friend, though, as you can tell. i don't hold any grudges against her for this (poorly constructed) email, but the whole calling herself god thing (in my guestbook too, you might see) is just a touch sacreligious. oh well, she'll go to hell, not me. if someone as lame as olivia--or at least, bold bob made her sound damn pathetic--is her best friend, life's gotta be rough. hmm, so what else happened today? not much, i guess. my dad said he's pretty sure we got the house, so that means come december 1st lex will be chilling in her swanky bachelorette pad! we'll see what a whore i become when i have my own entrance/entire floor! ;) karina's about to call me, i'll come back later! ooh, and i posted Tanit's design, so go look at her! 23:32 - 23 October 2001 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- olivia! hi everyone. oh, wait. i gotta get stoned for this entry. it's gonna be fuuuun. phew, i'm back. alright. so. a little history: back in the days of sams and kazs and brendses amys and DopeKats and nikkis :o) and poly chat (aka 1997-1998--sorry sarah!) not only did i develop many long lasting, worthwhile relationships, but i also learnt to love to do something else: bitch and scream at people over the internet. now, read into this all you want. you're right of course, it is an insecurity thing. it always was. an only child three siblings in three years? of course it's gonna happen. throw in a weight problem and you've got a story you and your catty little friends can laugh about for weeks, possibly even til the school year ends! anyway, i love to flame people, i love fighting in general but in person i get more emotional (crying) than i would, say, on icq. or email, or any public soapbox, like my very own little cucumber. so, here i am, ready to shout because i know you're reading: hi, olivia boy, glad that's over with. anyway, for all of you who aren't guilty of coveting thy neighbours son, here's a brief introduction. olivia for dummies, if you will. olivia is going out with someone whose name is b. he shall be known as bold bob, simply because i'm stoned and some of bold bob's friends read this site and i don't want them to see me bitch about him. anyhoo, i met bold bob one night and we got a little intimate. fucking for 7 hours straight sort of intimate. anyhow it was great and we had tons of fun. later i found, much to my surprise, that he had been a virgin the night before. "whoops," said i, "i could not tell." i walked away that day with a smile on my face and dried cumstains on my lips. haha, just kidding about that last part - trying to see if you're paying attention! - anyway, i wanted to see bold bob again, so i did. i knew about olivia, who he'd broken up with a little while before that. bold bob told me amidst the lovemaking, which surely tells you something about his personality. anyhoo, he was heartbroken but intent on teling me how much better i was than her. i could see him falling in love with me (conceited sure, but you shoulda seen these puppy dog eyes) and decided to cool things down a bit so we didn't see each other for a while. a few days later, my friend and i had regaled it to just a flash in the pan, a two-night-stand to remember. but no: for now i had him on icq when he decided to break up with me for olivia! sure, i thought. i let it go, said okay, and told him i thought he was a nice guy (which he was.) of course, this sparked the inevitable questioning period in bold bob's heart, out of which he emerged set back on me. it's because she's a 4'8" 18 year old virgin, you know. a blowjob wasn't a blowjob, but an expression of her love for him. puh-lease. a blowjob is an expression of nothing more than man's insufferable urge to stick their dick into something cylindrical. needless to say, you can guess the reason bold bob was still a virgin. they'd only known each other three years or something. so anyways, during the rocky on and off times bold bob came to me with many a tale of olivia messaging him crying or her friends harassing him over the phone, and many a sly joke to make about it after. we'd laugh at virgins as bold bob lay naked with his head on my chest, and savour cigarettes on moonlit streets after shots of vodka and messy kisses. and of course, i was eventually dumped (and quite unceremoniously, i might add) in favour of olivia, queen of straight-A's and bed before 9pm. so, i wasn't mad really, but then i heard that bold bob gave her cucumber's url, and she's probably reading this with wide eyes as we speak. welcome, olivia. don't forget to sign the guestbook! 01:32 - olivia day ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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